Come on man… use your webs to stop her falling.. what’s the worst that could happen
I actually just shuddered reading that line.
Read the comics and you too can understand all that is wrong with that apparent solutionthere’s spiderman comics?
what did you think spiderman was based off of?
I thought they just saw how popular batman was and swapped spider for bat
And what do you think batman was based of????I thought they just saw how popular superman was and swapped super for bat
… I wonder what your theory on Superman’s origin is…I thought they just saw how popular jesus was and made him an alien who could fly
In honor of the two conflicting holidays
Death is nothing at all.
I have only slipped away to the next room.
I am I and you are you.
Whatever we were to each other,
That, we still are. […]
Life means all that it ever meant.
It is the same that it ever was.
There is absolute unbroken continuity.
Why should I be out of mind
Because I am out of sight?
I am but waiting for you,
For an interval.
Somewhere very near,
Just around the corner.
raise your hand if you’ve ever been disgusted by your own fandom…
if you don’t raise your hand, chances are you’re the one your fandom is disgusted with
Reblog if you say “fuck” more than 5 times a day.
depends on the day, and how many words total I say that day. And if I talk to anyone else. I can be very quiet sometimes.
Five times a DAY? More like five times an hour.
I JUST SPIT COFFEE ALL OVER MY COMPUTER HOLY SHIT
THAT TOOK ME WAY TOO LONG
oh I DIDNT GET IT LAST TIME I SAW THIS ON MY DASHBOARD
OH MT GOD
Fake Pockets: A How To
Two Brothers Re-Create Childhood Photos As A Priceless Gift To Their Mother (via Then/Now)
THIS IS THE CUTEST THING IVE EVER SEEN
Monty Oum buys a house.
monty oum wanders aimlessly
Monty Oum buys a brush,
Monty Oum gets rabies.
IT TOOK ME TOO LONG TO GET THIS AND WHEN I DID I CRIED. NO. DO NOT DO THAT TO ME.
What does this mean I don’t get it at all o.O